Ain't Talkin' Bout Love

Valentine's? Never heard of it. Love is a cosmic joke, and you're too clever to fall for the punchline. Cloak yourself in your finest black garb—emo, goth, or whatever shadows your soul prefers—and grab yourself a bouquet of dead flowers. Join us for a bitter gathering that laughs in the face of Cupid's saccharine nonsense. Together, we'll take aim at that smug little cherub and remind him he's just a pudgy baby.